Friday, June 27, 2014

smiles-and-songlines:

hellacioushenry:

My mom had an excellent idea

This would definitely make people start panicking at the disco

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

"GOTCHA TONGUE"
"WHUT"

Sam’s kids were tiny little troublemakers

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

"GOTCHA TONGUE"

"WHUT"

Sam’s kids were tiny little troublemakers

(Source: drunkrocker)

feralcascade:

becausebirds:

An owl gets inside the house. The Owl Whisperer™ tries to get it back outside again. x

*Manly screams*

abrokenraggedyman:

fuchsiaring:

a-weeping-angel-just:

disneytreblemaker:

miss-atomicbomb:

how the hell did he jump that high

he’s david tennantt that’s how

hes a timelord
timelords have springs in their feet

A wonderful thing is a Time LordA Time Lord is a wonderful thingTheir tops are made out of rubberTheir bottoms are made out of springsThey’re bouncy, bouncy, timey-wimeyfun, fun, fun, fun, funAnd the most wonderful thing about Time Lords isI’m the only—
oh.

THAT LAST COMMENT I JUST DIED AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN CAN YOU NOT PLEASE THAT IS AMAZING YOU ARE AMAZING I LOVE YOU PLEASE NO 

abrokenraggedyman:

fuchsiaring:

a-weeping-angel-just:

disneytreblemaker:

miss-atomicbomb:

how the hell did he jump that high

he’s david tennantt that’s how

hes a timelord

timelords have springs in their feet

A wonderful thing is a Time Lord
A Time Lord is a wonderful thing
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They’re bouncy, bouncy, timey-wimey
fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
And the most wonderful thing about Time Lords is
I’m the only—

oh.

THAT LAST COMMENT I JUST DIED AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN CAN YOU NOT PLEASE THAT IS AMAZING YOU ARE AMAZING I LOVE YOU PLEASE NO 

(Source: gifmovie)


You forget that you do choose your life and there are so many things to be grateful for and I feel like society has gotten to that point where we’re always looking for the next and the better and we lose sight of what’s actually in front of us.

You forget that you do choose your life and there are so many things to be grateful for and I feel like society has gotten to that point where we’re always looking for the next and the better and we lose sight of what’s actually in front of us.

(Source: shailenewoodleyhq)

Saturday, May 24, 2014
Monday, May 12, 2014

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

dancybutt:

lnstagrandma:

how to piss someone off:

leave the door open

image

ask-cynthia-the-killer:

askthequeenofchaos:

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

I CAN’T BREATH

LOL omfg XD

(Source: videohall)

the-final-bl0w:

This is so satisfying to watch..

the-final-bl0w:

This is so satisfying to watch..

(Source: mathani)